Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His Friend: Was it any good?
Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His Friend: How come?
Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
Space Jokes
Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
What chocolate bars do you eat in space?
Milky Ways and Mars Bars
What do stars use to buy things?
Starbucks!
What does an astronaut wear to the moon?
An apollo shirt! (a polo shirt)
What did the alien painter say to the the earth painter?
Take me to your ladder!
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