Space Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What does an astronaut wear to the moon?

An apollo shirt! (a polo shirt)

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From Tommy B., age 17, Columbus, Ohio

What did the alien painter say to the the earth painter?

Take me to your ladder!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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From Amaiya Zimmerman, 9 years old, Austria

What do parents in the solar system say to there kids?

Rise and shine, sun!

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From Jacob, 11 years old, United States of America

What is an alien’s favorite website?

Space-book!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park your car in it, man!

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