How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!
Space Jokes
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.
Did you hear that NASA has made a restaurant on the moon?
It has great food, low prices, but the atmosphere is really lacking!
What does an astronaut wear to the moon?
An apollo shirt! (a polo shirt)
What planet do we know is loved?
Saturn, because someone a ring on it!
Why didn’t the Sun go to university?
Because he already had 1 million degrees!
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