Space Jokes

From Huddy, 9 years old, Alberta, Canada

Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper!

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From Mariah, 9 years old, Georgia

Why did the cows go to outer space?

To see the Milky Way!

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From Frida, 10 years old, California, USA

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

He went to visit Pluto!

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From Frida, 10 years old, California

What is one month old, but has been here forever?

The moon, because every month there is a NEW moon!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

How much is the moon worth?

One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Did you hear that NASA has made a restaurant on the moon?

It has great food, low prices, but the atmosphere is really lacking!

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