Space Jokes

From Amaiya Zimmerman, 9 years old, Austria

What do parents in the solar system say to there kids?

Rise and shine, sun!

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From Debbie, 8 years old, Australia

Why didn’t the Sun go to university?

Because he already had 1 million degrees!

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From Kaley, 9 years old, Louisiana

What’s Earth without art?

Eh!

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From Faith , 6 years old, California

What do you call a baby star?

A sun!

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From JW Kendrick, 11 years old, San Diego

When does an astronaut eat?

At launch time!

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From E, 3 years old

What do you call a hungry alien?

E.T. (Eat T)!

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