What do aliens measure things with?
A meteor stick!
Space Jokes
What’s in the middle of the universe?
The letter V!
What’s the favorite candy in outer space?
Milky Way!
Why did the boy have his birthday in outer space?
Because, he wanted it to be out of this world!
What did the Earth say to the sun?
I’m coming around!
When did the astronauts eat their lunch?
At launch time! (Lunch time!)
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