What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.
From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan
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Space Jokes
Did you hear that NASA has made a restaurant on the moon?
It has great food, low prices, but the atmosphere is really lacking!
What does an astronaut wear to the moon?
An apollo shirt! (a polo shirt)
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it, man!
What planet do we know is loved?
Saturn, because someone a ring on it!
What do parents in the solar system say to there kids?
Rise and shine, sun!
