What is one month old, but has been here forever?
The moon, because every month there is a NEW moon!
From Frida, 10 years old, California
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Space Jokes
How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.
Did you hear that NASA has made a restaurant on the moon?
It has great food, low prices, but the atmosphere is really lacking!
What does an astronaut wear to the moon?
An apollo shirt! (a polo shirt)
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it, man!
