Why did calendar write its will?
Its days were numbered!
Time Jokes
Why did Melvin throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
How can you make time fly?
Throw the clock out the window!
If you had one dollar and only had one more hour to live, what would you spend that on?
A Lifesaver!
Why do peple go on dates?
Because they can’t go on months!
What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty! (two thirty)
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