Time Jokes

From Julia, 10 years old, Missouri, USA

What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?

The fright before Christmas.

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From Sid, 10 years old, Hawaii

When is the clock starving?

When it goes back for seconds!

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From Jamila, 10 years old, USA

Why did the clock get sick?

Because it didn’t wash its hands!

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From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

A girl and a boy are sitting and talking.
Girl: Do you know the time?

Boy: No, we haven’t met yet!

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From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A

Why is there no such thing as a whole day?

Because it begins by breaking!

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From Hamna, age 11, Pakistan

How can you make time fly?

Just throw a clock out of the window!

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