Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?
Because, it is too slow for fast food!
Turtle Jokes
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porkupine?
A slow poke!
Why did the turtle cross the street?
To get to the Shell station!
What kind of phone did Crush buy?
A shell-ular phone!! (Crush the turtle from “Finding Nemo”)
Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird…
“Honey, I think it’s time to tell our baby he’s adopted.”
Why did the turtle cross the main road?
To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty!
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