What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
Turtle Jokes
What the same about a bird and a turtle?
They both fly except the turtle!
What dances do turtles do best?
Slow dances!
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have shell-a-bration!
What did turtle say to the taco?
My shell or yours?
How did the turtle get off his back?
He rocked and rolled!
