Weather Jokes

From Andrew Ryan Hartman, 7 years old, New York

Why did the weather ask for privacy?

It wanted to change!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the thermometer go to college?

He wanted to get a degree!

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From Kira, 10 years old, CA

How does a thunderstorm catch fish?

With a lightning rod!

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From Zeeshot, 10 years old, Bronx, New York

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I’ve got my eye on you!

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From Sruthika, 11 years old, Columbus, Indiana

What did the penguin say to the melting ice burg?

Dude, you need to cool down!

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From Simon, 8 years old, Boston, MA

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snowbank!

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