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Weather Jokes

From Sruthika, 11 years old, Columbus, Indiana

What did the penguin say to the melting ice burg?

Dude, you need to cool down!
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Filed Under: Weather

From Simon, 8 years old, Boston, MA

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snowbank!
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Filed Under: Money, Weather

From Lily, 9 years old, Colorado

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella!
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From Danial, 11 years old, Malaysia

You ever wonder what it would be like to be a tiny person living inside a snow globe city? The weather reports would be interesting.

“Chance of an upside-down earthquake followed by a ten-second blizzard and a tsunami!”
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Filed Under: Weather

From BINKS, 10 years old, Michigan

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?

SNOW DIFFERENCE
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From Cai, age 9, Haiku,HI

What does lightning wear under it’s pants ?

Thunderwear!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Weather

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