What Did? Jokes

From Maddy, age 11, Canada

What did the mayonaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door I’m dressing!

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From Emmy, 10 years old, New Jersey

What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

It let out a little wine!

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From Jessie, age 8, Bonney Lake, Washington

Why did the little girl put sugar under her pillow?

Because she wanted to have sweet dreams!

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From Hallaloya, age 16, India

If a car drives 20,000 miles how would the tires of the car feel?

Tired!

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From Anonymous

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

Try Sara’s Tops

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From Conor, age 9, Alcester, England

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look I’m changing!

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