What Did? Jokes

From Lily, age 14, Jupiter

What did the lipstick say to her teacher when she got a bad grade?

Can I make it up?

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From Cyndi, a teacher, Canada

What did the pony say when he had a cold?

I’m just a little hoarse!

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From Jasmine, age 11, Texas

What is the name of the lawyer’s daughter?

Sue!

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From Crystal, 11 years old, Houston, Texas

What did the wall say to the other wall?

See you at the corner!

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From Luke, age 10, Nottingham, Pennsylvania

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A Cookie Sheet!

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From Caty, age 10, Ireland

Why can’t a car play football?

Because it only has one ”boot”!

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