What Did? Jokes

From Maja, age 9, New Jersey, USA

What did the Chili Pepper say when he knocked on the door?

It’s chilly out here!!

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From Jamie, age 9, Stokport, Manchester, England

What did the person at the front of the queue for dinner say to the person at the back of the queue for dinner?

“If you want the mustard, you’ve got to ketchup!”

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From Toto, 6 years old, Wilmington, Delaware

What did the water do on the computer?

It wanted to go to a wet site!

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From Daniel Parfenov, 12 years old, The Netherlands

What did one hay bale say to the other hay bale?

Hey, bale!

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From Kayleigh, age 9, Ontario, Canada

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

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From Tom, age 16, Cleveland, Ohio

What did the tree say to the mathematician?

Gee, I’m a tree! (Geometry)

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