What Did? Jokes

From Krispykay, 10 years old, United States of America

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

I think you are my type!

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From Nikki, 9 years old, SC

What did one plate say to the other?

Food is on me tonight!!

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From Teagan, 5 years old, Los Angeles, California

What did the bee say to the flower?

I love you honey!

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From Courtney R., age 13, Charleville, Australia

What did the carpet say to the floor?

I’ve got you covered.

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From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, miami

What did the spider want for his birthday?

A website!

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From Jazz, age 9, London, England

What did the duck say when she finished shopping?

Just put it on my bill!

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