What Did? Jokes

From Tati, age 11, Florida USA

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

He lost his head!

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From Joe Banana, 12 years old, Florida, U.S.A

What did the battery get on his report card?

Triple As!

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From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What did the clock say to the bully?

Your behavior is alarming!

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From Heather, a reader, England

Doctor,doctor I keep thinking I’m an elevator!

“It does look like you are coming down with something.”

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From Eli, age 10, Kansas

What did the elevator say to the other?

I’m coming up with something.

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From Zoe , age 12, U.S.A

What did one tick ask the other tick?

Are you Ticked off?

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