What Did? Jokes

From Alex L, 13 years old

What did the toilet say when his friends came over?

Nothing, it just flushed!

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From Dj Awesome, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

A doctor goes to his boss. and complains about a patient that yelled at him. What did the boss say?

“He wasn’t very patient patient.”

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From Sammy, 3 years old, New York

What did one penny say to the other penny?

Together, we make cents (sense)!

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From Willow, 7 years old, Canada

What has 202 eyes?

101 dalmatians!

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From Izzy, 10 years old, New Zealand

What did the bed say to the blanket?

dont worry ive got you covered!

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From Mads, 10 years old, Maryland

What do you get when you mix a snake and a rabbit??

A jump rope!!

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