What did the penny say to the other penny?
What Did? Jokes
Let’s get together and make some cents!
What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the animal shelter?
You ain’t nothing but a pound dog!
What did the mushroom say to the flower?
You want to hang out? I’m a fungi!
What did the bookshelf say to the curtain when it was going crazy?
Pull yourself together!
What did the leaf say to Autumn?
I am falling for you!
What did the rug say to the floor, when the police came?
“Don’t worry, I got you covered!”
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