What Did? Jokes

From Jewl, 12 years old, United States

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

I’m the Weiner!!!

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From Yvette, 11 years old, NY

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I’ll go a HEAD!

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From Funny Guy, 9 years old, Canada

What did the dog say when its tail got caught in a door?

It won’t be long now!

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From Maddie, 8 years old, Perry, MI

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

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From Alice M, 7 years old, London

What did the mud say to the lady who walked past?

MUDam!

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From Eiman, 9 years old, France

What kind of medicine did the doctor give to Dracula?

A coffin medicine!

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