What Did? Jokes

From Madison M., 9 years old, Fairview, PA

What did the crumb say to the couch?

This is so crumbfortable!

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From Jericho O'Hare, 10 years old, Orange County, Virginia

What did the plane say when it was in trouble??

Sorry, but I gotta fly!

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From Jewl, 12 years old, United States

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

I’m the Weiner!!!

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From Yvette, 11 years old, NY

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I’ll go a HEAD!

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From Funny Guy, 9 years old, Canada

What did the dog say when its tail got caught in a door?

It won’t be long now!

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From Maddie, 8 years old, Perry, MI

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

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