What Did? Jokes

From Eiman, 9 years old, France

What kind of medicine did the doctor give to Dracula?

A coffin medicine!

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From Will, 14 years old, United Kingdom

What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything!

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From Kelly, 13 years old, Avon, CT, USA

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?

Odor in the court!

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From Henry Pieqi Ding, 9 years old, California,USA

What did the yo-yo say to the other yo-yo?

Yo!

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From Spencer, 9 years old, Virginia

If the Government wanted George Washington’s ID, what did he show them?

He probably just whipped out a Quarter.

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From Cymie Williams, 12 years old, Vancouver, WA

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

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