What Did? Jokes

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS, USA

What did the bookshelf say to the curtain when it was going crazy?

Pull yourself together!

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From Louisa Hilbrich Davis, 11 years old, Kansas

What did the leaf say to Autumn?

I am falling for you!

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From Safiya Nasrudin, 10 years old, New York

What did the rug say to the floor, when the police came?

“Don’t worry, I got you covered!”

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From Jade, 10 years old, US

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Food is on me to night!

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From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?

Someday my prints will come…

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From Isabella, 11 years old, Arizona

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around all day but I’m going ahead!

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