What Did? Jokes

From Haylee Anderson, 10 years old, Indiana

What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the animal shelter?

You ain’t nothing but a pound dog!

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From Katelyn, 9 years old, MN

What did the mushroom say to the flower?

You want to hang out? I’m a fungi!

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From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS, USA

What did the bookshelf say to the curtain when it was going crazy?

Pull yourself together!

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From Louisa Hilbrich Davis, 11 years old, Kansas

What did the leaf say to Autumn?

I am falling for you!

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From Safiya Nasrudin, 10 years old, New York

What did the rug say to the floor, when the police came?

“Don’t worry, I got you covered!”

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From Jade, 10 years old, US

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Food is on me to night!

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