What Did? Jokes

From Gia, 9 years old, Chicago, IL

What did the paperclip say to the magnet on their date?

I am attracted to you!

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From Daniel Dollman, 11 years old, Miami

What did one pencil say to the other pencil after attempting to be sharpened?

It’s pointless.

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From Lexi, 10 years old, USA

What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the plane?

ME!

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From Brooke Marsh, 9 years old, Louisiana

Why did the skeleton did not go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with!

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From Rose, 8 years old,

Why didn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?

Because he was on a roll!

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From Sharon, 11 years old, Waterford,Ireland

What do you take but leave more behind?

FOOTSTEPS!

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