What did the elf do to make himself grow taller?
He poured some elf-raising flour.
What Did? Jokes
MOM: You got back from your roller skating lessons; how did it go?
LYSSIE: Good I guess.
MOM: What was the hardest part?
Lyssie: The pavement
What did the dirt say to the vacuum?
You suck!
What did the bed say to the curtains when it was sad?
Pull yourself together!
What did the dog pick up at the counter?
A catty cake!
What did the Cabbage seller use to fix his cabbages?
A Cabbage Patch!
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