Why did the wind scream?
‘Cause it saw Justin Beiber!
What Did? Jokes
April showers bring may flowers but what did may flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What did the elf do to make himself grow taller?
He poured some elf-raising flour.
MOM: You got back from your roller skating lessons; how did it go?
LYSSIE: Good I guess.
MOM: What was the hardest part?
Lyssie: The pavement
What did the dirt say to the vacuum?
You suck!
What did the bed say to the curtains when it was sad?
Pull yourself together!
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