What Did? Jokes

From Hockey Girl, age 14, Hockey Heaven

What Did The Wall Say To The Other Wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

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From Rachel, age 11, Honolulu, HI

What did Godzilla say after he ate Jamaica?

I want to eat Samoa!

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From Rozza, age 12, Liverpool, England

Two crossword enthusiasts were working on crossword puzzles together. One said to the other, “I’ve been working on this crossword for two weeks!”

“FORTNIGHT!” Replies the other!

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From Elizabeth, age 11, Mexico

Why do T-rexes wear flip flops?

Because they have such tiny arms!

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From Stephanie, age 8, Australia

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Are you my mother?

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From Elizabeth, age 11, Chandler, AZ, USA

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Nothing! Walls don’t talk!

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