What did the rug say to the floor?
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From Alfred, age 11, Fiji
What did the rug say to the floor?
From Alfred, age 11, Fiji
What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
From Daryn, age 12, Austin, Texas
Why couldn’t Eric untie his shoes?
From Vamsi, age 9, Hyderabad, India
What is between you?
From Samantha, age 10, Tennessee
What did the clock say to the waiter whenever a couple walked in to the restaurant?
From Ashley, age 11, USA
What did the squirrel say to the peanut?

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