What Did? Jokes

From Savannah, age 11, Salem, OR

There was a pink-colored panther and an ant. The panther stepped on the ant. What did the panther say?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead antttttttt!

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From Molly, age 10, USA

What was the rat’s name that always tooted?

Ratatooie!

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From Katrina, age 10, Ohio

What did the mountain climber call his son?

Cliff!

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From Mason, age 7, N.Z

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

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From Brooklynne, age 10, Milwaukee

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on a head and I’ll go around!

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From Suraj, age 8, U.S.A.

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall ?

Dam!

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