What did the metamorphic rock say to the igneous rock?
What Did? Jokes
Don’t take me for granted (granite) because I am nice (gneiss)!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A Jolly Rancher!
What did the teddy bear say when supper was offered?
“No thanks, I’m stuffed.”!
Did you hear about the computer who got tired?
He had a hard drive.
Why was the tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What did the door say to the window?
“Lean on me”
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