Did you hear the one about the skunk?
It really stank!
Animal Jokes
What kind of animal always wakes you up?
Alarmadillo
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Have you ever seen their fingers?
Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?
A Panda!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s to far to walk.
What kind of animals rap?
Raptiles!
