Why did two houses have two horses?

Because they were neighhhh-bors.
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What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school?

Bison!
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If your hamster dies where do you buy a new one?

New Hamster!
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Which animal lies all the time?

The Lion!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!
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What did the cat say to his girlfriend ?

You’re purr-fect!
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