More Animal Jokes

From Molly T., 9 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny burp!!!

Rating: -3 (from 5 votes)

From Nicole, 9 years old, Myrtle Beach,SC

Which fish costs the most?

Gold-Fish

Rating: +3 (from 11 votes)

From Haniya, 10 years old, U.A.E., Dubai

Question:
What do you call a snail on a ship?

Answer:
A snailer

Rating: -1 (from 5 votes)

From Jay, 11 years old, California, US

Why did the tigers at school not like the other tiger?

Because he was a cheetah!

Rating: -4 (from 8 votes)

From Emily Leaird, 8 years old, Pageland SC

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)