Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer lab??

Because, he was playing with the mouse!
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!
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What do you call a cat that falls in the trash can?

Cat Litter!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?

What are you? An owl?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!
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