What did the wolf say to his coyote friend when they saw each other?

Hey, Coyote! HOWL are you today?!
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Why did the boy come to school with a ladder?

Because it was a high school.
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What room has no windows or doors?

A mushroom!
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What is a pump that is related to you?

A Pumpkin. (pump-kin)
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Do you know why you cannot hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent!
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