What do you get when you stack a bunch of pizzas?

The Leaning Tower of Pizzas!
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What’s yellow and stupid?

Thick custard!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Possum.
Possum who?

Possum food please, I’m hungry! [pour some]
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Why did Dracula buy cough medicine?

Because he was a-coughin’! (coffin)
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What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?

You were built upside down!
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