Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because, he didn’t have the guts!
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Why did the seagull fly over the sea?

Because, if it flew over the bay it would be a baygull!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!
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What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when he’s hit with the flyswatter?

His butt!
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Why did the circle do a flip?

To get in shape!
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What did one ice cube say to the other ice cube?

It’s ice to meet you!
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