In winter I asked my dad if I could go ice skating on the lake. My dad replied:

Wait till it gets warmer.
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What is the ocean’s favorite brand of laundry detergent?

Tide!
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Where do zombies live?

A Dead End!
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What speed limit does a car go when it’s happy?

100 smiles per hour!!
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What sickness did the bird have?

He had the flew!! :-)
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