What do you get when you eat ham in a blizzard?

Cold cuts!
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How do you get Lady Gaga mad?

Poker face!
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How do you make sure a spider is legitimate on the internet?

Check out his website!
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What did the digital clock say to its mother?

Look mom, no hands!
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What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!
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Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳

Because, he was scared that he might get a hole in one!

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