I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger,

and then it hit me!
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What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you will rise and shine!
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Why couldn’t you eat the pear?

Because it was a pair of socks!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran outta juice!
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kirk!
Kirk who?

Bless you!!
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