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Where do zombies live?

On a dead end!
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Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?

The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
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Why did the dirty chicken cross the road and then cross back?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a good looking dog?

Hot dog!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?

Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?
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