What do you call a fish that’s greedy?

A selfish.
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What is green outside and red inside?

A watermelon.
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

She was trying to make up her mind!
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What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut?

I need some space.
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What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?

It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
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