A boy brought home his report card from school. His dad looked it over. His face became red as he said,”How did you manage to make one D and five F’s?”
The boy answered,”I guess I concentrated too hard on one subject.”
School Jokes
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
But it was pointless.
Mum:How was your first day at school?Did you make any friends?
KId:No,they were made already!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
The Interupting Sheep
Theinturupting sh-
Baaaaa!!
How tough is the meat in the school cafeteria?
It just challenged me to a fight after school!
There’s a red house,a white house,and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
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