There’s a red house,a white house,and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
School Jokes
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because, the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What type of boat do smart kids travel on?
Scholar-Ships!
What was wrong with Dave’s Pencil Story?
It didn’t have a point.
Teacher:How many seconds are in a year?
Boy:12
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
What did one pencil say to the other pencil when it came out of the pencil sharpener?
You’re lookin’ mighty sharp today!
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