What’s a pencil’s favorite place?
Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..
But they won’t even let us sleep in class!
Teacher: Maria, go find North America.
Teacher: Okay, who discovered North America?
Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?
Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)
What do you call a cylinder after you graduated from school?
A graduated cylinder.