School Jokes

Why did the boy come to school with a ladder?

Because it was a high school.
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The contraction for never is not ever. The contraction for blush is blood rush. What’s the contraction for studying?

Student dying.
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I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.

But it was pointless.
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Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?

Naughty Kid: This is my dad speaking.
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A teacher says “The first kid to answer my question can go home.”
A kid throws his backpack out the window, then the teacher says “Who threw that?”

The kid says, “Me! I am going home!”
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