I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?
A teacher says “The first kid to answer my question can go home.”
A kid throws his backpack out the window, then the teacher says “Who threw that?”
What’s a pencil’s favorite place?
Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..