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What’s a pencil’s favorite place?

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Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..

But they won’t even let us sleep in class!
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Teacher: Maria, go find North America.
Maria: Here.
Teacher: Correct.
Teacher: Okay, who discovered North America?

Students: Maria!
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Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?

Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)
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What do you call a cylinder after you graduated from school?

A graduated cylinder.
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