School Jokes

What is an Earth Science teacher’s favorite type of music??

ROCK!!!!
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What do you get when you have a vampire as your teacher?

A lot of blood tests!
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Little Joey is sitting at his desk with his head hung down. Miss Smith, Joey’s 3rd grade teacher, notices his unusual behavior and walks over to his desk. She asks, “Joey, why are you so sad”?

Joey, still looking down replies, “Miss Smith, I don’t want to be in trouble for something I didn’t do, and I really didn’t do it.”

His teacher tells him that if he didn’t do something then he won’t get in trouble. Joey, now grinning, slowly raises his head and says….

“Good, I didn’t do any of my homework last night.”
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Why did the class bury their teacher in a very, very deep hole?

Because deep, deep down, he was a nice guy!
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Teacher: Give me a sentence that has the words defence, defeat, and detail.

Student: When the horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail.
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Why did the boy come to school with a ladder?

Because it was a high school.
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