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Pencils Talk

From Jaycee M., 12 years old, Staffordshire, England

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

You’re looking sharp!
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Book Title

From NK, a grownup

Teacher:What is the book title on the board?
Pupil:Jane Eyre.
Teacher:And who wrote it?

Pupil:You did,Miss!
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What Happened 50 Years Ago

From NK, a grownup

Teacher:Can anyone tell me an event that happened 50 years ago?

Cheeky pupil:You were born,Miss!
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Difficult Spelling

From Natasha, a grownup, UK

Teacher:Do you have difficulty with spelling?

Pupil:No,we get along just fine!
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Eating Homework

From Mya Thit Khet, 12 years old, Burma

Why did the boy eat his math homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
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