Cookery teacher:I hope I didn’t see you sneaking a bit of dough!
A boy in the examination hall wrote his name on the paper and submitted it. When he got the result he got 1 mark. When his father asked him why he got 1 mark even when he left the paper blank, he replied,
What is the biggest building in the world?
What starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it?
Amy: Hey good news, the teacher says we have a test rain or shine!
Eric: So what’s the big deal anyway?
Why did the song do well in school?