School Jokes

From Jade Buford, 9 years old, TN

Who is a king of school supplies?

A ruler!

Rating: +5 (from 11 votes)

From Shawki Mallick, 11 years old, Long Island

What was wrong with Dave’s Pencil Story?

It didn’t have a point.

Rating: +6 (from 14 votes)

From Adam Bourdeau, 11 years old, Milton VT

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

They have four As and only one B!

Rating: +10 (from 16 votes)

From Susan, 10 years old, Maui, Hawaii'

What 3 types of candy go to school?

Dumb-dumbs, Nerds and Smarties!

Rating: +16 (from 20 votes)

From Spencer, 13 years old, Boise, Idaho

If teachers say follow your dreams…

Why can’t you sleep during class?!

Rating: +17 (from 19 votes)