Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
One day a kid got mad because his father made him wear a parachute and asks his dad why he has to wear it.
and the kid says, “Well, I got this parachute…”
TEACHER:WHAT IS WIND?
How did the marching band help the band leader with his book report?
A TYPICAL HOMEWORK EXCUSE;
TEACHER;Why did you not do your homework?
What’s my least favorite part of school?