Teacher: Maria, go find North America.
Teacher: Okay, who discovered North America?
Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?
Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)
What do you call a cylinder after you graduated from school?
A graduated cylinder.
What kind of people do you find in school?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties!
During roll call my teacher said to me “Are you chewing gum, young lady?”
“No, I’m Neo”