If a crocodile hyde makes shoes, what does a banana’s peel make?
Slippers
Why did the golfer buy new pants?
He had a hole in one!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to hear a joke?
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up “a pair of pants!
Why did goofy wear two pairs of pants when he was golfing?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why do Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on top of their hat!
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