What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Archives for May 2006
A Race to Win $20,000
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a race to see which one could get to an island 100 miles away from the starting line first. They would win $20,000. The brunette goes 30 miles, then drowns. The redhead goes 40 miles and gets eaten by a shark. The blonde goes 50 miles and says,”I can’t go any farther!”
Kid Crawled To School
Why did the kid crawl into school five minutes after 9:00 AM?
The Trucker and the Blonde
Once there was a blonde who cut off a trucker. The trucker was so mad he made her pull over. He got out and made a circle with a rock. The trucker said, “Stay in that circle.”
Then he got out a baseball bat and smashed her window. The blonde giggled. The trucker said, “You think that’s funny, watch this.” So he gets a pocket knife out and rips her seats. The blonde starts laughing.
The trucker screams, “You think that is funny, watch this.” So he gets out a gas can and a match. He starts pouring the gas all over the car and lights a match. BOOM!!! The blonde bursts out laughing. The trucker says, “What’s so funny?”
Spell a Word
Karry said, “Hey Jane, I can spell a word with over a 100 letters!” Jane replied, “Really, what?”
A Bear and a Skunk
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?