Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Archives for February 2014
Because then it would be a foot!
Detective Allie?
What do they call the alligator who investigates?
An investigator!!!!!
Refrigerator Racing
Naughty kid calls on the phone.
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: Yes
Kid: Is it running?
Man: Yes
Kid: Hold it or it might run away
…later…
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: No
Kid: Didn’t I tell you to hold it?
The Music?
What is a hip hopper’s favorite thing about Christmas?
Wrapping!
A State of Confusion
Which state can you serve at a restaurant?
Mini Soda!!! ( Minnesota!!!)
Funny Fish
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish!