What did the salad say to the fridge?
Archives for February 2014
Don’t look, I’m dressing!
On a Truck?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car Go Beep, Beep!!
On Toast?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you, its a secret!
Cough Cough
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Baby Talk
What’s a baby’s motto?
If you don’t succeed at first, cry again!
Whoooo Knows?
Why did the owl invite the mushroom to his birthday party?
Because he was a fun guy (fungi)!
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