Why should you never tell a secret in a cornfield?
Archives for February 2014
Because the corn has ears!
Stupid Mama
Yo Mama so stupid…
She brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Ninja Claus
Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt!
Dumb Mama
Yo Mama soooo dumb…
She tried to sink a fish!
Muffin Chat
There are 2 muffins in an oven.
One muffin says, “Man, it’s hot in here.”
What does the other muffin say?
“Ahhh! A talking muffin!”
Fetch?
What do you call a dog sleeping on a computer?
Browser!!!