Dinosaur Jokes

From Chris, 8 years old, Ontario, Canada

What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head?

Apatosaurus!

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From AbbyBaby, 8 years old, Jackson, WY

Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

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From Michael, a reader, NY

What do you call a dinosaur who is very interested in physics?

Velocityraptor!

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From Tonya, age 9, Murriville, Georgia

How did the scientist find the dinosaur princess?

He followed the dinosaur prints!! (prince)

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Submitted by a reader age 9

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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From Whitley, age 12, Delaware, United States

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

I-don’t-think-he-saurus!

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