What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed the doctor is going to take us out.
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Nehal, age 11, Canada
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
From Christoph, 11 years old, America
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.
From A.J., age 17, Arlington,Mass.
Where do you bring a sick boat?
From Zachary, age 9, Wimbledon, England
Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
From Jenelle , 10 years old, Brooklyn
Why shouldn’t you have plastic surgery?
From Alex L, 13 years old
Why did the skeleton go to the doctor?
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