Flower and Garden Jokes

What type of cereal do gardeners hate?

What do you call a sunny day?

What did Rosemary say to the herb garden?

What flower grows right under your nose?

Why did the bumble bee put honey under his pillow?

Mom: Cary, I just finished putting thyme in the garden.
Cary: Can we use it?
Mom: Of course. Now go get ready for the soccer game.
Cary: I don’t need to.
Mom: Why?