What did the mushroom say to the flower after she decided not to go on a date with him?
C’mon I’m a real fungi!
Flower and Garden Jokes
What does a broccoli ask you to do for him when he likes a girl but can’t do it himself because he’s too embarrassed?
Will you cauliflower for me?
I went to the park on Sunday afternoon, and then I was suddenly surrounded by lions!
Well not really lions, Dandelions!
Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades!
What is the best kind of guy to meet?
A fungi!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!
