Flower and Garden Jokes

From Dave, age 9, Vancouver, BC

How do you tell a dogwood when it’s not in bloom?

You recognize it’s bark.

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From Gabrielle, age 8, Toronto, Canada

What did the flower say to the flower beside him?

Move over, bud!

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From Chelsea, 9 years old, Vancouver B.C

What type of tree can grow fingers?

A palm tree!

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From Meghan, 11 years old, Coralsprings, Florida

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Beacause he was a fungi!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan

What did the big flower say to the small flower?

What’s up, bud?

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From Katy, 8 years old, Ohio

Were do young trees go to school?

Elemen-tree school!

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