What did the gardener say to the DJ at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
Flower and Garden Jokes
Did you hear about the plant that always told lies?
No one ever be-leaved him!
What did the farmer say when he forgot the corn?
AW SHUCKS!!!!!!
What do you say to a fancy cactus?
“You look sharp!”
How did the cow care for his lawn?
He mooed (mowed) it!
What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?
A lilac! (lie- lac!)
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