Flower and Garden Jokes

From Natalie, age 12, Orlando, Florida

What is green and has wheels?

Grass… I lied about the wheels!

Please wait...

From Teagan, 5 years old, Los Angeles, California

What did the bee say to the flower?

I love you honey!

Please wait...

From Tianna, 14 years old, New Orleans, Louisiana

What did the gardener say to the DJ at the party?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Please wait...

From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

Did you hear about the plant that always told lies?

No one ever be-leaved him!

Please wait...

From John Hughes, 13 years old, Connecticut, USA

What did the farmer say when he forgot the corn?

AW SHUCKS!!!!!!

Please wait...

From Damian Kolb/Garner, 9 years old, USA

What do you say to a fancy cactus?

“You look sharp!”

Please wait...