What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty! (two thirty)
Health and Body
One day a little boy went to the store with his grandma. They were walking down an aisle when he screamed,”I gotto go pee!” The grandma said that that was rude, “Next time you have to go, whisper!” The next day he woke up in the night and had to go to the bathroom. So he went to his parents’ room and woke up his dad. He said that he had to whisper,so his dad said…
“Go ahead and whisper in my ear!”
What did the arm say to the broken arm?
“Let’s go shopping!” and the broken arm said, “No; I’m broke!”
Where do people with allergies go on vacation?
Lu-WEEZE-iana!
I was originally going to get a brain transplant.
Then, I changed my mind!
What’s the musical part in your body?
Your nose because you can pick it and blow it!
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