Which pets are always lying around the house?
Carpets!
What did the cow say to the house?
I’m gonna moooove on in!
Why did the baseball fan have shoes on his house?
He wanted to make his home run!
Why did the refrigerator hum?
Because it didn’t know the words!
Can a house fly?
No, but a pelican!
Why was the man having trouble with the door?
He couldn’t get a handle on it.
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