Kids Jokes

From Fiona, age 9, London

My sister sent a picture of herself to a Lonely Hearts Club.

They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely!

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From Funky Boy, age 17, Uganda

What band did Curly, Straight, and Wavy form?

A Hair Band!

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From Brandon K, 13 years old, California, San Jose

What do you call a baby who is not very sure about things?

Maybe!

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From blue, age 13, mississippi

Why are corners so touchy?

Because they are always on edge!

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From Amanda C, 10 years old, Whitacre, VA

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I am coming down with something!

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From Samantha, age 8, U.S.A

What kind of lightsaber did Luke Skywalker use when he was right?

A rightsaber!

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