What do you call a bunny that always moves around?
Hare today, gone tomorrow!
Animal Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga, who?
No, kangaroo!
Why does the dragon always sleep with the light on?
Because he is afraid of the nights (knights)
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side!
What is a horse’s favorite state?
MAINE!
What do you call a horse that comes out in the night?
A night-mare!
