Animal Jokes

From DarthMario, 10 years old, USA

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!

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From Pringle, age 11, Perth WA

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

How do you know cows are lost?

No one has herd them!

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From Matt, a grownup

Where did the rabbit go for breakfast

I Hop!

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From Breanna, age 10, Reno,NV

What do you call a bunny that always moves around?

Hare today, gone tomorrow!

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From Brianna Reed, 12 years old, Georgia, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga, who?

No, kangaroo!

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