Animal Jokes

From Jiali Gutierrez, 12 years old, Kansas

What do you call moose with a wig?

A woose!

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From Olivia, 9 years old, Ontario, Canada

What do you get when you invite a cat to a fashion show?

A cat walk!

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From Sky, age 10, Australia

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court?

Odour, Odour in the court!

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From Dougie, age 17, U.S.A

How do you catch a Unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

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From Madey, age 10, OK

What is tall, and has to do with cars and jam?

A Giraffic jam!

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From Jade, age 6, England

What do you get if you cross a master criminal and a fish?

A CODFATHER!

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