Animal Jokes

From Hananh, 3 years old

Where do sheep go for a summer vacation?

To the Baaaaaaahammas!

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From Santa, 10 years old, New York

Why didn`t the teddy bear have breakfast?

Because he was already stuffed!

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From Victoria C , 11 years old, Florida

What did the buffalo say to it’s son

Bye son!

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From Shay, age 11, Burpengary, Australia

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no eye deer!

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From Zoey, age 11, Auburn Washington

Where did the mouse get his tail fixed?

At the re-tail shop

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From Annie , 10 years old, New Zealand

Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his pudding?

Because he was stuffed!

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