What do firemen put in their soup?
Why did the man take a hammer to bed?
A guy tried to get into the USA, but customs said he had to use the colors green, yellow and pink in the same sentence.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What’s Snow White’s brother’s name?
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead,” God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “a million years to me is only a second.”
“Hmmm,” the man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “a million dollars to me is as a penny.”
So the man said, “God, can I have a penny?”