People Jokes

From Shauna, age 12, Leigh, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?

Emma gonna get you if you don’t run quick!

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From Deepti, age 11, San Jose, Ca

Where is the best place to watch TV?

In a remote area!

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From Miley Cyrus, age 14, Paris

What do elves use to make a sandwich?

Short bread!

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From Barbara, a parent, San Diego, CA

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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From Vathsalya, age 7, Dallas,TX

Old mother Hubbard went to the cuboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she opened it, what letters did she find?

“M” and “T”!

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From Andi, age 10, USA

If you’re French in the kitchen and Italian in the living room. What are you in the bathroom?

European!

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