People Jokes

A guy tried to get into the USA, but customs said he had to use the colors green, yellow and pink in the same sentence.

A man was praying to God. He said, “God!”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead,” God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “a million years to me is only a second.”
“Hmmm,” the man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “a million dollars to me is as a penny.”
So the man said, “God, can I have a penny?”

Son asked, “Mommy, does God use our bathroom?”
Mother replied, “No, darling. Why did you ask that?”

Why did the boy through butter out of the window ?

A boy said to his mother, “Mom,I have stomach ache!” The woman answersed, “It is because your stomach is empty! Ten minutes later the woman said to her son, “Son,I have a headache!”