Who can jump higher then a skyscraper?
People Jokes
Nobody, because skyscrapers can’t jump!
Why did the class clown spend the whole night crawling around the playground?
Because he lost his marbles.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were devouring a clown?
Doesn’t this taste a little funny to you?
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
What do you get when you cross a genius with a tree?
Albert Pine-stein!
Which Presidents are not buried in America?
The ones that aren’t dead yet!