Why do brides always cry at weddings?
Because they never marry the best man!!
People Jokes
Why did the stupid racer stop 20 times durirng the race?
To ask for directions !! (get it the track is round)
What do you call a wizard that doesn’t want to be late?
Hurry Potter!
Why do people sit on chairs?
Because they are chairful!
Who can jump higher then a skyscraper?
Nobody, because skyscrapers can’t jump!
Why did the class clown spend the whole night crawling around the playground?
Because he lost his marbles.
